Monday, May 4, 2009

Rain of Death

It's been raining in Maryland for many days now, which means...
The ground is getting saturated, which means...
Earthworms are now surfacing, which means...
Birds have an ample food supply, which means...
There will less mortality among baby birds, which means...
The bird population will be larger, which means...
A flu like the avian strain will be easier to turn into a pandemic, which means...
We're all going to die!

2 comments:

Joyful Darkness said...

love this.

Anonymous said...

Or the ground will soften enough for the zombies to dig their way out of the ground and come looking for brains. With any luck, we'll get turned into zombies and therefore not catch the flu.