Monday, May 4, 2009

Rain of Death

It's been raining in Maryland for many days now, which means...
The ground is getting saturated, which means...
Earthworms are now surfacing, which means...
Birds have an ample food supply, which means...
There will less mortality among baby birds, which means...
The bird population will be larger, which means...
A flu like the avian strain will be easier to turn into a pandemic, which means...
We're all going to die!