"Is this the number to report suspicious activity?"
"Yes, sir, do you see any suspicious activity?"
"Yes, I'm watching it happen right now."
"Could you described this activity?"
"I'm driving on the Beltway, following a BMW. The driver is maintaining the speed limit and using his turn signal for lane changes. He even let another driver in front."
"Sir, please remain calm. We are getting a GPS fix on your cell phone and are dispatching a SWAT team immediately."
1 comment:
Funny!
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